What is up guys!? Yeah, I know, I haven't upped this for time...And I probably won't, I'm damn lazy...but I've got something important...Behold, Sean Cahn and Le Bronx's brand new single, "Straight Outta Uni"!
Le Bronx : “Uh, uh, uh, ya'll know there be asses in daily life, bitches that don't want to talk just wanna cause strife, Persians, Jews, and hell, everybody else, just wanna get down and cause a mess, just fucking up and inducing stress, makes you wanna get pissed and mad, makes you wanna mutilate 'em bad.”
Sean Cahn: “Yo, Le Bronx calm down calm down. I'll show you a something to make that frown upside down ya'll smell me nigga?"
Le Bronx : “Hell no siree, you don't get me, me calm down is like Orin not actin' a fool, making an ass, fuckin' up my school”
Sean Cahn: “Yo I came ta this school Uni hearin' how its all good and shit but really all the people in Uni are just pathetically puny, like that faggot Orin think he's so cool with his jokes when really he's making an insult to Indians and retarded folks."
Le Bronx : “Like all these dumbasses who crowd around my school life is just fucking goin' down, down the drain nigga, because of all these bitches, go figure. Orin, Su, heck even Piam, these bitches are so fucked up, their mommas did dope while they were inside of 'em.”
Sean Cahn: “And I can't stand them deaf kids thinking were just a wet wiz seein' how they special they think they so special like special Ed trying ta mess with ma head? And I already got a detention and Saturday school just for makin' this deaf piece of shit look like a fuckin’' fool and now I'm just tool for them, please Folks don't go to Uni its all nothing but gay ass Jews and retarded jokes."
Le Bronx : “Ya, what the fuck is with the school administration today, talking about equality, man, that shit is gay, we all know they got a boner for the KKK.”
Sean Cahn: “KKK? You mean the gay, gay, gay like them fuckin Asians that think there bad asses and can beat up fuckin hicks when really they just plain fools with tiny fuckin dicks”
Le Bronx :
“Yah, don't get me started with Asian genitalia, I can only talk about em proportionate to their length, basically a two second discussion with no good sense”
Sean Cahn: “And speakin' of Tiny Dicks I'm havin' a serious problem with that nigga Sho dissin' me, pissin' me off like Mississippi and , punchin' me, dissin my poster, dissin the fact that I can't walk like them, can't talk like them, Or maybe he’s jealous cause I gotta bigger dick then them"
Le Bronx : “Ya, what the fuck is with that nigga Sho, borrowin' my stuff for ages like we brothers, no! I ain't got brothers, I ain't got kin, only nigga I care for is the body I'm in!”
Sean Cahn: “And that fucking faggot Su dissin the Iranians like were his fuckin granny from the show Nanny, hey Su! Stop dissin us and moooove on nigga, we know u like killing Persians and seeing what they wanna see even though you're really a fucking PERSIAN WANNA BE”
Le Bronx : Hell yeah he's a Persian wannabe, at least we know who we be, what the fuck is he, a gook or a chink, I don't even think he even knows, all he realizes is he's about as cool as Shaq's free throws.
Sean Cahn: “Why are you eating our kabobs, seein' our movies, not seein what those fucking mother fuckers wanna see, Cause you’re trying to be me, trying to see what I wanna see, well nigga if you become my roommate you gone have ta pay the fee since I'm an addict to Hardcore Pornography.”
Le Bronx : Ya, you betta watch that shit Cahn, before you're in some alley, raping a dumb Blonde, cuz believe me, hobbies translate to reality, GTA to fuckin' homicide, Eminem to fatalities.
Sean Cahn: “And speaking of gay jokes what’s with Slavic, that nigga think Russia is 3 feet wide, possibly a place that he can hide with his older folks talkin' about his really unfunny jokes and gay stereotyping when really we know who the real faggot is.”
Le Bronx : Hell yeah, that damn Ruskies' of the immature caste, you go up to him and say poop, he'll bust his fucking kidney, laughin' off his ass
Le Bronx : "Yo, this some hardcore fucking Uni shit, we spittin' on our school, spittin' on you bitch"
Sean Cahn: “Yeah, straight outta Uni, bitches, you can't feel us, we'll leave yo brains in stitches".
Sean Cahn: “Yo, this some hardcore fucking Uni shit, we spittin' on our school, spittin' on you bitch"
Le Bronx : "Yeah, straight outta Uni bitch, best not misunderstand, lest we mess up your shit, and fuck you up man!".
Le Bronx : “Can't these bitches just understand, I don't care for the good a' the common man, I hate them all, I hope they die, Nigga, I'll take 'em with me until I hear their momma's cry. Until they're down six-deep, ya kna wha I mean, eaten by worms, spoiled and weak, basically laid down in the street.”
Sean Cahn: “Nigga, I wish I had some cool guns and gadgets cause I'm sick of the losers at our table playing magic while making things fucked up for folks and talkin about there oh so funny gay jokes.”
Le Bronx : Cool guns and gadgets, nigga this ain't Star Wars, nor the Reagan shit or the movie, bitch, just take out your Uzi and shoot, make sure ya don't miss!
Sean Cahn: “And I'm sick of that kook Raymond. Thinkin' he's da man actin like he’s a cool and rough, showing us that he’s really tough, if he’s really tough and dissin us how come he doesn’t do shit when that nigga came up ta him and dissin his kemchy ass
I'll take a pass ta dat shit Uni is boring, I get boner, end of the story, not only do I go through a fuckin boner but I gotta go through, jocks, punks and mother fuckin stoners. While getting a boner!”
Le Bronx : Ya, Raymond is an annoying guy, saying "You wanna die" until some big-ass Mexican beats him until he cries, until he sobs and groans for his momma, that shit is real, not some fronting stupidity that'll get a nigga killed.
Sean Cahn: “And you guys dissin me cause I smoke bud? So what? Yeah I do do that shit sometimes, but it's not a playtime, it's just shit that I do to get over gook peoples gay rhymes.”
Le Bronx : I'll do that shit if it comes to me, I'm too lazy to do any drugs, even LSD, cuz nigga, what the fuck happens if you have a bad trip, seeing Bob Dole making out with Michael Vick?
Sean Cahn: “Man if it was between Bob dole and some mutha-fuckin' mooks it wouldn’t be history, it'd be the mother fuckin end to the Chinese and Japanese story.”
Le Bronx : "Yo, this some hardcore fucking Uni shit, we spittin' on our school, spittin' on you bitch"
Sean Cahn: “Yeah, straight outta Uni, bitches, you can't feel us, we'll leave yo brains in stitches".
Sean Cahn: “Yo, this some hardcore fucking Uni shit, we spittin' on our school, spittin' on you bitch"
Le Bronx : "Yeah, straight outta Uni bitch, best not misunderstand, lest we mess up your shit, and fuck you up man!".
Le Bronx : “Despite all this pain, I still go to school, without much gain, I mean what do you want me to learn that I already haven't, life's a bitch, and fuck nothing even matters.
Sean Cahn: “Overall If I had some cheese wit some cheddar I'll put an end to Sho's fucking vindictive vendetta and to make things betta I'll make Orin Pay for makin’ Jews look bad seein how them killing Jesus is already too sad.”
Le Bronx : And while you doing that I'll flush out all the other faggots with high style and fashion, spinning around with a double Uzi surprise, you bitches be lucky if anyone's still alive.
Sean Cahn: “And I'm beggin' to see Bush get a beat down by Robo-Scoggins, That robot be shootin' ammo's from rounds to fucking rounds, makin' bush do some fucking push downs.”
Le Bronx : Hell yeah, watch out for Robo-Scoggins, whatever fucking created him had to have dope inside of him, because even though he's a figment of our imaginations, he seems fucking real when he's causing devastation.
Sean Cahn: "Bush pleadin' let me out let me out while Scoggins puttin' lead into to his fuckin' skull screamin', 'Shut ya damn mouth!'. I hope one day in this fine Nation, Me, La Bronx and Robo-Scoggins rule this Domination, Sho em who can beat, bull and saw like that fuckin Robo Tom Brokaw”
Le Bronx: “Nigga we on the wrong track, I thought we were talkin' bout school and lameass facts, but whatever the fuck we rappin' about, I still feel like it's magma spewin' out of my mouth”
Sean Cahn: “Uni is fucking gay, People can't say what they wanna fuckin say cause if they make the school administration look like a fool, a fucking Pointless Well earn Saturday School will appear on your dinner stool.”
Le Bronx: “Ya, I feel ya, I got one too, though I'll never tell you how or why, let's just say I had a little epiphany, it was my fucking destiny, I'll put it simply for the fans, nigga, I killed a man.
Sean Cahn: “And speaking of gay show offs I'm sick of that fucking Baldin' Pete he makes me wanna saw my own fuckin Head off! Thinkin how he’s so fuckin big and rich, But really I here teachers are dissin him and treatin' him like a lil bitch...OOOOH!"
Le Bronx: “Ya, Peter is the father of frontin' spewin' off like some dumb chick about all his fucking shit. 'Nigga I got diamonds, nigga daily lobster on I dine', Bitch, are you up out a' ya motherfuckin' mind?!
Sean Cahn: "He thinks he’s so cool, cold and bitter even though he cries all the time cause he’s getting dissed by his own sister.”
Le Bronx: “Ya, that's pretty low, all he is is a paper tiger, a no-name schmo, cuz a' that, sometimes I swear, I feel a bit sorry, until I see the fucking bald spot in his hair.
Sean Cahn: "He thinks he’s cool, silk and rockin, though he did get a beat down from some kid in Kick Boxin’.”
Le Bronx: “Hell yeah, he bit off more than he could chew, chewed off more than he could swallow, acted like a bitch, he's just drowning in fucking sorrow.
Sean Cahn: “While I was starin' at the fuckin mop I had a dream That I brought loaded shotgun to school and blew Pete's Head off, After that more shit went down, I made That fuckin Geek good derrick suck my dick before pleadin guilty knowin' what went down with him and Tiffany, didn’t you here man?...Tiffany was really Steve Chan! Meanin' Derrick screwed a fuckin' man Guess what to dat tax? It's super cool To the Max for him man. Knowin' that he’s gay and screwed Dave Chan, Steve Chan What ever all these gooks look the same.”
Le Bronx: “Holy shit, a transvestite bitch? Whatever, stuff don't faze me much these days, anyway I saw it coming, you know he's gay.
Sean Cahn: “As Derr-ick was pleadin for his like suckin' ma big-dick He only asked me for one last plead? You know what it was? That his buddy Dax here’s the rhyme To the Max one last time.”
Sean Cahn: “I told him fuck you I rather here another Chingy album thin listen to this shit in one last time”
Le Bronx: "Yeah, on the net, he's a pain in the neck, ttm, and smmp, the only thing that shit stands for is "I get down on my knees"
Sean Cahn: “ And all the haters in basketball class can't handle the fact that Bob Dole is part of the Bob Doleantors.”
Le Bronx: “Nigga, the Bob Doleanators in the house, best team in the class, if ya'll have heard, equivalent to the NBA's San Antonio Spurs
Sean Cahn: “You're right nigga my bad, I was singin' about mutha fuckin fags that have gay jokes, gay strokes oh wait where talkin bout Uni Right? OHHHH then Neva mind.. Yeah They a pretty bad ass team the Bob Doleantors, too bad we have people like Sho, Su, and Orin bein' Persian Haters, What really gets my mind fucked is how much racism goes around us"
Le Bronx: “Same difference my man, strolling down the streets while bitches be talkin out their mouth, all talk sans intelligence, this shit is all goin' south
Sean Cahn: “Go Back to Iraq, Persia, I-ran, NIGGA ITS MUTHA FUCKIN IRAN AND GET IT FUCKIN RIGHT OR I FUCKIN SLAP YOU WITH MY RIGHT HAND!
Le Bronx: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel ya'll man, Americans can't pronounce, let alone understand Iran, but whatever, who cares, God bless the red white and blue, I'm proud to be in a country full of imbeciles and fools.
Sean Cahn: “And Speakin of Right hands, I hate that gay fuckin white band at school showin how white people are dumb sad fools, I had a better time hearing Rednecks ride horses cause through out these fucking courses I thought My head was gonna explode
Le Bronx: “Yah, let's just say Uni's musically inept, they can't handle verses, let alone lines, they're dense. The one true skill you see, is Le Bronx and Sean Cahn, ill rhymes and heresy.”
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