| | Today was as boring as yesterday...I can't wait until November when the new U2, Eminem, and Linkin Park albums come out...For now there isn't much for me to do except get pissed off at people, play basketball, write my novel, obsess about Evangelion, and buy random crap...
Sanbud's Daily Movie Review:

Unbreakable (PG13 - Drama, Fantasy - 2000)
Unbreakable is a riveting story shared by two men. David Dunn (Bruce Willis), a man from a blue-collar neighborhood in Philadelphia emerges unharmed as the sole survivor of a devastating train accident. Enter Elijah Price (Samuel L. Jackson), a mysterious stranger who offers a bizarre explanation as to why David escaped without a single scratch, an explanation that threatens to change David's family and life forever.
After M. Night Shyamalan's huge success with The Sixth Sense, winning Academy Awards, and directing an acclaimed film, many people were at the edge of their seats waiting for his next movie. As you know by now, he came out with three other movies after the brilliant Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, and The Village, all either mediocre, awful, or just bad. I will examine his second film, the first one after The Sixth Sense, which I've seen a few times, at first when I rented it on DVD when it came out.
It starts off alright, Bruce Willis playing a security guard with family troubles who has just survived a huge train accident and come home to his estranged wife and child. As the movie proceeds, Willis's character is approached by Samuel L. Jackson's character, acted very well by Jackson as always, a frail disabled comic book fan who wants to talk to Willis about his seeming
invulnerability over his life from never being sick, to surviving a major car and train accident. Over a series of "coincidences" Jackson continues meeting with Willis and begins feeding him a different explanation for these things other than luck, that Willis is a sort of super hero perhaps, a human with special abilities.
Although initially skeptical, Willis begins believing it more and more as he realizes his special powers and instincts and sets out to test them out and at the same time, help people. In his experiences, he also gets closer to his wife and son and finds out what his main weakness is.
Although it seemed like M. Night was trying to hard to come up with another surprise ending after the shocker in The Sixth Sense (which may be why there wasn't really one in Signs), and the shock ending isn't even half as surprising and good, it is still a satisfying ending. Spoiler (in white): The ending is quite satisfying, the surprise being that Mr. Glass (Samuel L. Jackson) actually set up many of the “accidents” plaguing the city in a search for a special person, a superhuman, the antithesis to his frailty, his arch-nemesis. It’s very satisfying and cool to see Jackson being hauled off by the police while talking about how he is “Mr. Glass.”
Overall, I won't say this film is awful per se, but it was certainly a dissapointment to people waiting for another good movie after M. Night's The Sixth Sense, and I suppose this might be worth a rent, possibly, although you'd be better off just catching it on TNT or some such crappy channel.
I give it two Meatwads, just because I'm grading all movies on this scale, to give this a three in the overall history of film is heresy (and maybe I'll change some of my previous ratings to reflect this...ehehhehe...)
In the end, I give this Two Meatwads out of Five
 
Bob Dole's Verdict (Sean Connery is off "snoggin'" that one woman he got off the street)-

"Bob Dole thought this movie was alright...But Bob Dole didn't think it was as great as that one Seventh Sense thing, Bob Dole felt a certain affinity for Willis in that one, since Bob Dole is actually technically dead!"
Sanbud's Quote of the Day:
"We the American working population Hate the nine to five day-in day-out But we'd rather be supporting ourselves By being paid to perfect the pasttimes That we have harbored based solely on the fact That it makes us smile if it sounds dope."
-Aesop Rock
Sanbud's Hate of the Day:
I really hate crappy white rock music like Godsmack, Korn, Blink-182, AFI, etc...I totally hate it all...And all the fans of said bands always go, "Oh, I do not wanna listen to rap because it's too retarded and conformist...". Bitches, your music isn't any better, both rock and rap have their good and bad bands and artists...These are the same asses who diss Eminem and call him too mainstream and then go listen to Good Charlotte or some such crap.
Sanbud's Quiz of the Day
What makes Sanbud special?

Or is there even such a thing as an accurate quiz result? You question things and appreciate the time you have to ponder your own existence. You are either brilliant or really want to be. That is a great thing to strive for and it makes you special.
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